As the contributors of Drop Dead Magazine, Samantha McArthur, LC Kemp, Alex Kamakaris and Arifa Rattansi, being of sound and disposing mind, do hereby make, publish and declare the following to be our Last Will and Testament, revoking all previous wills and codicils made by us. We declare that Drop Dead will provide its readers the creepiest thoughts, the goosebumps on the back of your neck, the monsters and ghosts of the night and the productions everyone seeks out to terrorize them. 

Drop Dead hereby declares that its family consists of four writers who will be responsible for all debts for which proper claims are filled against our estate, and the expenses of our last illness and funeral, to be paid by our editor as soon after our deaths are practical. 

We hereby nominate and appoint Tim Doyle, executor of this our Last Will and Testament, to act without bond. In the event that the aforementioned executor is for any reason unable or unwilling to act as executor hereof, we nominate and appoint James Samuel to act as executor, also without bond. 

We hereby revoke any and all former Wills and Codicils thereto made by us and declare this our Last Will and Testament.